This is an interesting question, because it doesn't ask about the soulmate in romantic terms, which is good. To me, a soulmate isn't necessarily a person with whom you are romantically involved. Why does the soul have to be sexual, after all?

As strange as it feels to say, sometimes I feel like Geordie is my soulmate. There's something about him, something that I connect with on a level I never have before. And it's not about sex, it's not really even about love. It's about something deeper, something very basic.

Maybe I'm just rambling! But I do believe that a soul mate is different from a lover, or a friend. I think it's a category of its own. And, for that reason, I believe also that people shouldn't worry about the one that got away. I think that soulmates fall together, and that it's inevitable. They could be a lover, or a friend, as well.

Ahhh, Mystical Tori is mystical.

I am a "leave me the hell alone, world" sick person. I hide in my bed and ignore everything and everyone. I hate having to go to work, and I hate being doted on. I just want the world to leave me the hell alone when I'm sick.

I suppose I don't mind someone bringing me things, but sitting around and bothering me, no way.

<3 Just adorable

Police officer allegedly urinated on poker machine

A Queensland police officer has been stood down from normal duties over allegations he urinated on a poker machine on the Sunshine Coast.

The offence is alleged to have happened at the Alexandra Headlands nightclub on Wednesday night, when a group of off-duty police officers were socialising together.

Deputy Police Commissioner Ian Stewart says the officer has been stood down and will conduct non-operational duties until the investigation is completed.

"The allegation targets a specific officer but I know there were other officers allegedly off-duty at the time at the premises," he said.

The conduct of the Sunshine Coast constable is being investigated by senior officers in his region.

Police Ethical Standards Command and the Crime and Misconduct Commission have also been advised.

Police are asking anyone with information about the incident to contact CrimeStoppers




Hahahaha, sorry, but awesome!

Shopping malls after the stores have closed. A product of watching Dawn of the Dead too many times. I am convinced there are zombies waiting for me around the corner.

Do I believe in it? It's not like the Easter Bunny! It does exist, there are people who practice it.

I don't necessarily believe that it's a natural state, however. Few animals have one partner for life - some do, but certainly not a great deal. Humans are complicated beings and their needs are many and varied.

I think there's something selfish about monogamy. We tend to have lots of friends but one lover. I understand it from a sexual health point of view, but frankly I don't know if there's a need for it otherwise.

I don't know, the whole 'marriage forever' and 'one man, one woman' shit seems like a crock to me. There are too many variations for it to be reasonable.

But that's just one little bear's opinion. :D

Noel with his arm casually around Julian's shoulder is so beautiful. And look how close they're sitting in the interview! Awwwww. I need to write a Noelian based around the premises that the only thing Julian likes in interviews is listening to Noel, because you can seriously see it in his face.

This is your PSA:




This is your PSA on Robot Chicken:



Any questions?

Homer: Every time I learn something new it pushes something else out of my brain. Remember the time I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

Marge: That's because you were drunk!

Homer: And how...


Yep, I've lost my mind...

"To talk of many things:
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
Of cabbages and Kings.
And why the sea is boiling hot,
And whether pigs have wings."

Yes, I hired Alice in Wonderland from the video store. <3

Alas, my DVD player hates hired DVDs... sigh.

Very tired today. And irritable. And achey. Watching Unrest, lame horror movie.

Looking forward to quiet day tomorrow. Hired some movies, including aforesaid lame one. Also Lost, the first disc of the first series. Awesome, totally want to watch more.

Think I might go to bed and watch the rest tomorrow. Need sleep so badly, feel really crook tonight.

Went out for a bit today. Saw Geordie, that was good, but I wasn't much in the mood.

Tired Tori is tired...

Zombies. Zombies all the way.

I have nothing else to add. Just - ZOMBIES!

Zombies zombies zombies...

The hair freaks me out, but I like Julian's twitchy, nervous charm. Some early stand up coming at you like a beam, like a ray...

This is one of the ads on my Facebook:

"Shocking Weight Loss Tea"

Now, really, come on...

Maybe it's tea that sneaks up on you in the middle of the night and screams in your ear. Or uses a cattle prod...

This is worth it just for Noel's answering machine message: "I'm not here, I'm not here, I'm running in the fields with Arnold..." :D

All he wants is a green bowtie and some sweets. <3

Way back when:




And more recently (this one kills me):

Rich Fulcher's horrid screeching noise. Makes my ears bleed. Nails on a blackboard have nothing on that man...