I love bad horror movies.

They're so awesomely dumb.

Like 'Jason Goes to Hell' - it totally doesn't make any sense. The first Friday the 13th movie actually made sense - a living person getting revenge for the murder of a young boy.

Somehow, between then and now (I think this is Part 9) Jason became some sort of weird creature that is apparently capable of switching between bodies and needs to continue its bloodline or some other nonsense.

And, of course, small babies are in danger. Small babies are always in danger in these types of movies.

How come the nut shot never works on serial killers anyway? There should be a horror movie where that it the only way to kill them. "We were shooting heroin up our testicles". Oh, Rich...

How come Jason can kill some people in five seconds and some it takes ages to even bruise them?

Haha, go randomly punching Jason in the face. Adding this to my list of movies to show to fancynewbrookly.

Awww, don't you love a happy ending? "I guess this is a happy ending - just like my last massage".

"Hey Bart, wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!"

And that ending makes no sense. New Line are wankers - they were so desperate to write Freddy vs Jason - OMG I wanna write Freddy/Jason slash!

I've gone wrong.

I'm still gonna write it though...